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TagLine[3] = "Mixed Meters - now a Party Of One."
TagLine[4] = "Mixed Meters - watching the world grasp for straws."
TagLine[5] = "Mixed Meters - you could get money back every time you visit."
TagLine[6] = "Mixed Meters - still trying to meet recruiting goals"
TagLine[7] = "We admit it - the weather girl*s sweaters are too tight."
TagLine[8] = "Only a few small animals were harmed producing this blog."
TagLine[9] = "Mixed Meters - Similar to the intersection of two country roads."
TagLine[10] = "Mixed Meters - we show you all the season*s hot new colors."
TagLine[11] = "Mixed Meters - a recognized medical condition."
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TagLine[13] = "Mixed Meters - Hiding in Plain View"
TagLine[14] = "Vote for Mixed Meters because the other blogs will Raise Your Taxes!"
TagLine[15] = "Mixed Meters - Paid for by Californians Against Taxes - Unless Other People Pay Them."
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TagLine[17] = "Mixed Meters - you can even read it during a power failure."
TagLine[18] = "Mixed Meters - Dude!"
TagLine[19] = "Mixed Meters - a Really Bleachin* Blog."
TagLine[20] = "Mixed Meters - Say the Secret Word and Win a Free George Bush Bobblehead."
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TagLine[22] = "Mixed Meters - Don*t Say I Didn*t Warn You."
TagLine[23] = "Consult Your Physician If Reading Mixed Meters Makes You Drowsy."
TagLine[24] = "Mixed Meters - Take Me To Your Reader."
TagLine[25] = "Mixed Meters - Rated MM for Mostly Mature."
TagLine[26] = "Mixed Meters Blames Their God For Everything That Is Wrong."
TagLine[27] = "Mixed Meters - No Gods Means No Guilt."
TagLine[28] = "Mixed Meters - A F N S Y L P E !!"
TagLine[29] = "Mixed Meters - Made With Real Butter."
TagLine[30] = "Mixed Meters - Now In A New Unopenable Package."
TagLine[31] = "Mixed Meters - Countering Musical Threats Without Military Force."
TagLine[32] = "Mixed Meters - Now With Fewer Commercial Interruptions."
TagLine[33] = "Try All The New Mixed Meters Flavors - Cherry Chicory Charcoal and Aluminum."
TagLine[34] = "Mixed Meters - Everything You Need All In One Place."
TagLine[35] = "Mixed Meters - Today*s The Day The Teddy Bears Have Their Picnic."
TagLine[36] = "Mixed Meters - Sure - we*ll take NO for an answer."
TagLine[37] = "Mixed Meters - Viewer Discretion Suggested"
TagLine[38] = "Mixed Meters says Prince Chlodwig zu Hohenlohe-Schillingfurst was a flaneur."
TagLine[39] = "Mixed Meters - Let*s Have Coffee Sometime."
TagLine[40] = "Mixed Meters - If It*s Not One Thing It*s Another."
TagLine[41] = "Mixed Meters - It*s One Thing After Another."
TagLine[42] = "Mixed Meters - Party Like There*ll Be Snow Tomorrow."
TagLine[43] = "Mixed Meters - But In The Horror There Were Life-Affirming Moments."
TagLine[44] = "Mixed Meters - Tell Your Doctor Right Away If You Have Thoughts of Suicide."
TagLine[45] = "Mixed Meters - Works The Same If You*ve Been Naughty or Nice."
TagLine[46] = "Mixed Meters - Rockin* Chair Will Get You If You Don*t Watch Out."
TagLine[47] = "Mixed Meters - Fast Relief For Your Over-active Bladder."
TagLine[48] = "Mixed Meters - Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly punch each other out until neither can talk."
TagLine[49] = "Mixed Meters - Reach For The Sky."
TagLine[50] = "Mixed Meters - Better Smothered in Melted Cheddar."
TagLine[51] = "Mixed Meters - Based on a True Story."
TagLine[52] = "Mixed Meters - Now With Five Kinds of Italian Cheese."
TagLine[53] = "Mixed Meters - Rated I for Inane and N for Innuendo."
TagLine[54] = "Mixed Meters - Down the 405 Freeway to Bellflower Blvd. Open til Midnight."
TagLine[55] = "Mixed Meters - Meltingly Mediocre Music."
TagLine[56] = "Mixed Meters - Possibly Illegal in Great Britain."
TagLine[57] = "Mixed Meters - Get Twice the Chicken for Just $5 More."
TagLine[58] = "Mixed Meters - The Director*s Cut (With Loads of Bonus Features.)"
TagLine[59] = "Mixed Meters - Pulling the Boundaries of Good Taste."
TagLine[60] = "I was going to conquer the world - then I started Mixed Meters."
TagLine[61] = "Mixed Meters - My Work Here Is Done."
TagLine[62] = "Mixed Meters - Home of the Original Refund Anticipation Loan."
TagLine[63] = "Mixed Meters - A Cure for Mindless Backbeats"
TagLine[64] = "Ask your doctor if Mixed Meters is right for you."
TagLine[65] = "Mixed Meters - almost as valuable as Mariah Carey*s legs."
TagLine[66] = "Mixed Meters - an enemy combatant in the War on Music."
TagLine[67] = "Mixed Meters - where non sequiturs are put in correct order."
TagLine[68] = "Mixed Meters - where every non sequitur is put in correct order."
TagLine[69] = "Mixed Meters - where life*s non sequiturs are put in correct order."
TagLine[70] = "Mixed Meters - where all non sequiturs are put in correct order."
TagLine[71] = "Mixed Meters - Coming Soon!!  Our second Million-Dollar Giveaway!"
TagLine[72] = "Coming Soon to Mixed Meters!!  Bloggers and the Women Who Love Them!"
TagLine[73] = "Mixed Meters - proving any ediot can write a blog."
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TagLine[76] = "Mixed Meters - now one of the one million Best Blogs on the Internet"
TagLine[77] = "Mixed Meters - your worm hole past the galaxy of logic"
TagLine[78] = "Mixed Meters - now with 20 percent fewer words for people who can*t read."
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TagLine[80] = "Mixed Meters - as believable as a Mel Gibson apology"
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TagLine[82] = "Mixed Meters - helping you to laugh at the horror."
TagLine[83] = "Mixed Meters - the start of a slippery slope"
TagLine[84] = "Mixed Meters - probably a violation of applicable laws."
TagLine[85] = "Mixed Meters - lower case in a Capitalist world."
TagLine[86] = "Mixed Meters - preserving the California Dream"
TagLine[87] = "Mixed Meters - best for bare bottoms"
TagLine[88] = "Mixed Meters -      SWEET!!     "
TagLine[89] = "Mixed Meters - get your baby started right."
TagLine[90] = "Mixed Meters - would you like help carrying that to your car?"
TagLine[91] = "Mixed Meters - working for a democratic Middle West."
TagLine[92] = "Mixed Meters - lemony freshness!"
TagLine[93] = "Mixed Meters - low in calories; the less-filling blog."
TagLine[94] = "Mixed Meters - highest survival rates of any blog."
TagLine[95] = "Mixed Meters - more Emmy nominations than any blog."
TagLine[96] = "Mixed Meters - more Oscar nominations than any blog."
TagLine[97] = "Mixed Meters - tastes just like fresh right out of the microwave"
TagLine[98] = "Mixed Meters - helping you regain a natural looking head of hair"
TagLine[99] = "Using Mixed Meters will give you the appearance of healthier skin."
TagLine[100] = "Visiting Southern California?  Write for free tickets to a Mixed Meters taping."
TagLine[101] = "Mixed Meters - why should I explain it to you?"
TagLine[102] = "Mixed Meters - because no one gives a fuck what I think."
TagLine[103] = "Mixed Meters - check your local store for details."
TagLine[104] = "Cover your gray the Mixed Meters way."
TagLine[105] = "Mixed Meters - regularly $19.95; now just $24.99"
TagLine[106] = "Mixed Meters - now with 20% more real words"
TagLine[107] = "Mixed Meters - it*s your funeral."
TagLine[108] = "Mixed Meters - weird for its own sake."
TagLine[109] = "Mixed Meters - get far enough away and it will start to make sense."
TagLine[110] = "Mixed Meters - more interesting than watching golf."
TagLine[111] = "Mixed Meters - Free!!!  (You pay only for shipping and handling.)"
TagLine[112] = "Mixed Meters will be right back after these messages."
TagLine[113] = "Mixed Meters - Carne Asada grilled to perfection."
TagLine[114] = "Now nearly everyone can get The Mixed Meters Special Employee Pricing!"
TagLine[115] = "Mixed Meters - better than free tickets to a Kelly Clarkson concert."
TagLine[116] = "Mixed Meters - highest crash rating of any tested blog."
TagLine[117] = "Mixed Meters - staying the course in spite of one hundred daily casualties."
TagLine[118] = "Mixed Meters - like matching wits with a fiendish child"
TagLine[119] = "Mixed Meters - like matching wits with a really stupid criminal"
TagLine[120] = "Mixed Meters - kills more germs than the leading blogs."
TagLine[121] = "Mixed Meters - Nose Hair With Every Tax Return."
TagLine[122] = "Mixed Meters - Remove Card Quickly."
TagLine[123] = "Mixed Meters - Zero Percent Interest When You Purchase Crap You Don*t Need."
TagLine[124] = "Mixed Meters - What*s the Worst That Could Happen?"
TagLine[125] = "Mixed Meters - Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here."
TagLine[126] = "Mixed Meters - Why Not Just Turn Around and Go Back Where You Came From?"
TagLine[127] = "Mixed Meters - No Americans Were Killed While Making This Blog."
TagLine[128] = "Mixed Meters - Safer Than You Were Five Minutes Ago."
TagLine[129] = "Mixed Meters - the Perfect Substitute for a Conan O*Brien Re-run."
TagLine[130] = "Mixed Meters - Why Wait?  Don*t Miss Out?  Limited Time Only!"
TagLine[131] = "Mixed Meters - More Meaningful Messages Most Mornings."
TagLine[132] = "Mixed Meters - Don*t Go There!"
TagLine[133] = "Mixed Meters - for a limited time Every New Truck Is On Sale!!!"
TagLine[134] = "Mixed Meters - Good Enough for Jazz."
TagLine[135] = "Mixed Meters - If It Had Been A Snake It Would Have Bit You. (E.Ocker)"
TagLine[136] = "Mixed Meters - No Rest For The Wicked. (E.Ocker)"
TagLine[137] = "Mixed Meters - The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions. (E.Ocker)"
TagLine[138] = "Mixed Meters - More Eye Makeup Means More Food For You."
TagLine[139] = "Mixed Meters - Feeling irregular?  We can help."
TagLine[140] = "Mixed Meters - these aren*t the droids you are looking for. (O.Kenobi)"
TagLine[141] = "Mixed Meters - Because I Never Had a Chance to be a Goofy Hippie."
TagLine[142] = "Mixed Meters - Starting Small Staying Small."
TagLine[143] = "Mixed Meters - the Deep End Looks Like Up To Us."
TagLine[144] = "Mixed Meters - Progressive Politics and Disco Music."
TagLine[145] = "Mixed Meters - meeting our financial forecasts through fraud and deceit."
TagLine[146] = "Mixed Meters - it*s Giggle-licious!"
TagLine[147] = "Mixed Meters - where we appease fascism by agreeing with Bush and Cheney"
TagLine[148] = "Mixed Meters - Swipe Not Accepted."
TagLine[149] = "Mixed Meters - Trouble in Paradise Yet Again."
TagLine[150] = "Mixed Meters - Do Not Talk to Driver."
TagLine[151] = "Mixed Meters - Stupid Flanders!  (H.Simpson)"
TagLine[152] = "Mixed Meters - This is your Final Boarding Call."
TagLine[153] = "Mixed Meters - All New Episodes."
TagLine[154] = "Mixed Meters - Going With What We*ve Got."
TagLine[155] = "Mixed Meters - Chilling but Magnificent."
TagLine[156] = "Mixed Meters - Downgraded to a Tropical Depression."
TagLine[157] = "Mixed Meters - The only Royal Barcode that doesn*t require a license."
TagLine[158] = "Mixed Meters - No Rhyme - No Reason - No Hidden Fees."
TagLine[159] = "Mixed Meters - a Wet Nurse for Net Work."
TagLine[160] = "Mixed Meters - now with aloe vera."
TagLine[161] = "Mixed Meters - not sold in stores."
TagLine[162] = "Vote for Mixed Meters - Any Other Blog Will Raise Your Taxes!"
TagLine[163] = "Mixed Meters - Paid for by Californians Against More Taxes - Unless Other People Pay Them."
TagLine[164] = "Mixed Meters - It*s Like Getting Free Money - Only Better."
TagLine[165] = "Mixed Meters - Is It Really Worth The Side Effects?"
TagLine[166] = "Think Of Mixed Meters When Your Erection Lasts More Than 4 Hours."
TagLine[167] = "Mixed Meters - We Say Evangelism Is Just Mental Terrorism."
TagLine[168] = "Mixed Meters - Expect Rain"
TagLine[169] = "Mixed Meters - Sex Offenders Must Stay At Least 256 IP Numbers Away"
TagLine[170] = "Mixed Meters - age defying blog makes you look years younger."
TagLine[171] = "Mixed Meters - more unexpected twists than a dozen roller coasters!"
TagLine[172] = "Mixed Meters - promoting randomness in a goal-oriented world."
TagLine[173] = "Mixed Meters - two for the price of one plus a penny."
TagLine[174] = "Mixed Meters - some items may require assembly."
TagLine[175] = "Mixed Meters - Driver Carries No Cash"
TagLine[176] = "Mixed Meters - where we use Red Bull to clean our keyboards."
TagLine[177] = "Mixed Meters - soon to be a Major Motion Picture"
TagLine[178] = "Mixed Meters - not as good as his earlier work."
TagLine[179] = "Mixed Meters - we*ll never tell you who is really running the asylum."
TagLine[180] = "Mixed Meters - all the blasphemy you*ll ever need."
TagLine[181] = "Mixed Meters - in which yet another Boomer refuses to grow up."
TagLine[182] = "Mixed Meters - no baseball all the time."
TagLine[183] = "Mixed Meters - creating good jobs for small business."
TagLine[184] = "Mixed Meters - ugh!"
TagLine[185] = "Mixed Meters - my own private empire."
TagLine[186] = "Mixed Meters - if you believe something strongly enough it won*t happen here."
TagLine[187] = "Mixed Meters - better than a bench-clearing brawl."
TagLine[188] = "Mixed Meters - watch as my brain finds out what my mind thinks."
TagLine[189] = "Mixed Meters - now with 1.9% interest and a 30-day return policy."
TagLine[190] = "Mixed Meters - a fine line between JonBenet Ramsey and Tiger Woods."
TagLine[191] = "Mixed Meters - defining the fine line between stupid and weird."
TagLine[192] = "Mixed Meters - nearly ready for Y2K."
TagLine[193] = "Mixed Meters - - loading.  Please wait."
TagLine[194] = "Mixed Meters - What would you like to drink?"
TagLine[195] = "Mixed Meters - Don*t Try To Tell Me What*s Good For You."
TagLine[196] = "Mixed Meters - tune in next week for Mel Gibson with Sun Ra*s Arkestra."
TagLine[197] = "Mixed Meters - I after E except before C"
TagLine[198] = "Mixed Meters - Interest Free Until March of Next Year"
TagLine[199] = "Mixed Meters - ---- Cool!----- "
TagLine[200] = "Mixed Meters - You Mght Aready Be -One- (and not know it.)"
TagLine[201] = "Mixed Meters - Feedin* the Cat - Walkin* the Blog"
TagLine[202] = "Mixed Meters - Stuff They Couldn*t Use On The Springer Show"
TagLine[203] = "Mixed Meters - The New Black"
TagLine[204] = "Mixed Meters - Helping You Get To Sleep Since 2005"
TagLine[205] = "Mixed Meters - NASA Technology Makes It Better."
TagLine[206] = "Mixed Meters - Let the Wookie Win.  (C3PO)"
TagLine[207] = "Mixed Meters - Where Nothing Is True and Everything Is Permitted"
TagLine[208] = "Mixed Meters - The Focus of Evil in the Modern World."
TagLine[209] = "Mixed Meters - We Turn Lies Into Reality."
TagLine[210] = "Mixed Meters - First You Use It; Then You Lose It; Then You Become an Artist."
TagLine[211] = "Mixed Meters - Now with Breathable Micro-Fibers."
TagLine[212] = "Mixed Meters - Available at K-Mart and Other Fine Retailers."
TagLine[213] = "Mixed Meters - We Take Found Objects and Lose Them Again."
TagLine[214] = "Mixed Meters - not recommended if your life is like the Springer Show."
TagLine[215] = "Mixed Meters - Breaking the Endless Cycle of Boom and Chuck."
TagLine[216] = "Mixed Meters - Now With Calming Oatmeal."
TagLine[217] = "Mixed Meters - The Felt Hand of Dog."
TagLine[218] = "Mixed Meters urges you to be a pliant consumer."
TagLine[219] = "Mixed Meters - a Whack-a-Mole from Hell."
TagLine[220] = "Mixed Meters looks best on a 72 inch Plasma High Def Television."
TagLine[221] = "Take Advantage of our Free Trial - Return Within 30 Days For Full Refund"
TagLine[222] = "Mixed Meters - Thematic Antithetical and Synthetic."
TagLine[223] = "Mixed Meters - Like a Big Pudding Filled With Lumpy Things."
TagLine[224] = "Mixed Meters - You*re With Stupid."
TagLine[225] = "Mixed Meters - Our Prices Are Never Discounted Before Christmas."
TagLine[226] = "Mixed Meters - Warning! May Cause Overactive Bladder Syndrome."
TagLine[227] = "Mixed Meters - Restless Leg Syndrome Never Felt So Good."
TagLine[228] = "Mixed Meters - Our Stock Price is UP.  Now DOWN.  Now UP.  DOWN.  WAY DOWN.  Sorry."
TagLine[229] = "Mixed Meters - 50 percent off department store prices."
TagLine[230] = "Mixed Meters - Now With Twice the Avocado Oil"
TagLine[231] = "Mixed Meters - Now In the Sealed Freshness Pack."
TagLine[232] = "An Apple.  That*s Really Funny.  (B.Manley)"
TagLine[233] = "Mixed Meters - on the Next Episode of 24 - Will Jack Bauer Go Through With Her Sex Change?"
TagLine[234] = "Mixed Meters - Get With The Program."
TagLine[235] = "Mixed Meters - Are You Dogbert or a Dilbert?"
TagLine[236] = "Mixed Meters - Zoom Poing Boink Schwartz and Configliano"
TagLine[237] = "Mixed Meters - Looks Like A Bomb Went Off."
TagLine[238] = "Mixed Meters - Guaranteed Non-Habit Forming."
TagLine[239] = "Mixed Meters - America*s Pharmaceutical Companies Want To Help."
TagLine[240] = "Mixed Meters - Try to Ignore Any Positive Strokes You Might Get."
TagLine[241] = "Mixed Meters - Like a Bucket of Breasts and Thighs."
TagLine[242] = "Mixed Meters - Off to the Shoulder and Out of Traffic."
TagLine[243] = "Mixed Meters - We Prefer to Blog in Ignorance."
TagLine[244] = "Mixed Meters - You Never Know."
TagLine[245] = "Mixed Meters - Decopauge Fit For A Queen."
TagLine[246] = "Mixed Meters - My Blog Is Dumber Than Your Blog."
TagLine[247] = "Mixed Meters - A Non-Binding Resolution Sung Off Key."
TagLine[248] = "Mixed Meters - Hey - Chill!"
TagLine[249] = "Mixed Meters - Going Commando."
TagLine[250] = "Mixed Meters - An Outreach Program That*s All In Your Mind."
TagLine[251] = "Every 11 Seconds Someone On the Internet Actually Finishes Reading An Entire Blog Post."
TagLine[252] = "Mixed Meters - Longer Lashes Bigger Stashes."
TagLine[253] = "American Bloggers - Cluttering the Internet One Stupid Comment At A Time."
TagLine[254] = "Mixed Meters - Bumper To Bumper."
TagLine[255] = "The Dark-Voiced Advice Dork Cried *Vodka! Vodka Cider!!* "
TagLine[256] = "Mixed Meters - What Up?"
TagLine[257] = "Mixed Meters - America*s Number One Brain Support Supplement."
TagLine[258] = "The Preceding Was A Paid Program - Mixed Meters Assumes No Responsibility For Accuracy."
TagLine[259] = "Mixed Meters - We Have Our Own Finance Company."
TagLine[260] = "Mixed Meters -  FREESTYLE!!"
TagLine[261] = "Mixed Meters - How*s That Workin* Out For You?"
TagLine[262] = "Mixed Meters - All Options Are On The Table."
TagLine[263] = "Mixed Meters - Now Only $9.95 A Month."
TagLine[264] = "Mixed Meters - Your Internet Safe House."
TagLine[265] = "Mixed Meters - Another Back Door To Heaven."
TagLine[266] = "Mixed Meters - You Can*t Fire Me I Quit."
TagLine[267] = "Mixed Meters - One of the Triumphs of Mankind."
TagLine[268] = "Mixed Meters - Professional Driver - Closed Course."
TagLine[269] = "Mixed Meters - Professional Stuntman.  Do Not Attempt."
TagLine[270] = "Mixed Meters - The Unavoidable Unintended Consequence."
TagLine[271] = "Mixed Meters - Can I Get An Amen?  Anyone?"
TagLine[272] = "Mixed Meters - But Don*t Quote Me On That."
TagLine[273] = "Mixed Meters - the Best Antidote to Overeducation."
TagLine[274] = "Mixed Meters - Not All Buyers Will Qualify."
TagLine[275] = "Mixed Meters - Stunning - Simply Stunning."
TagLine[276] = "Mixed Meters - You Deserve No Better."
TagLine[277] = "Two Muffins are baking.  One says SURE IS HOT IN HERE.  The other replies HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
TagLine[278] = "Mixed Meters - Microwavable"
TagLine[279] = "Mixed Meters - reading this will not make you skinny smart or rich."
TagLine[280] = "Mixed Meters - the fastest way to health wealth and a sexier body!"
TagLine[281] = "Mixed Meters - Yeah. Sure. No Problem."
TagLine[282] = "Mixed Meters - You Deserve Better"
TagLine[283] = "Mixed Meters - Side Effects Are Generally Mild."
TagLine[284] = "Mixed Meters - Updates Were Unable To Be Successfully Installed."
TagLine[285] = "Mixed Meters Still Loves You Even If You Do Have Gray Hair."
TagLine[286] = "Keep Reading Mixed Meters and Learn The Secret of Health Happiness and Power!"
TagLine[287] = "Mixed Meters - Hosted By Donny Osmond."
TagLine[288] = "Mixed Meters - Hoisted by Our Own Petard."
TagLine[289] = "Mixed Meters - What Happens At Mixed Meters Stays Mixed"
TagLine[290] = "Mixed Meters - Out of Step With A World That Prefers Imitation"
TagLine[291] = "Mixed Meters - You Can Read It Even If You Have No Equity"
TagLine[292] = "Mixed Meters - Thinking Outside the Bachs"
TagLine[293] = "Eat That Pork -  Eat That Ham - Laugh Till You Choke on Billy Graham.  (F.Zappa)"
TagLine[294] = "Mixed Meters - Hey What*s Up Man You Know What I*m Sayin*?"
TagLine[295] = "Mixed Meters - One Size Fits Most"
TagLine[296] = "Mixed Meters - Card Has No Value Until Activated."
TagLine[297] = "Mixed Meters - Get a Large for just $11.95"
TagLine[298] = "Customize Mixed Meters with a racing stripe and mag wheels."
TagLine[299] = "Mixed Meters - Stupid on a Stick"
TagLine[300] = "Mixed Meters - The Pizza Hut of Blogs"
TagLine[301] = "Mixed Meters - Better Than Honda. Better Than Toyota"
TagLine[302] = "Mixed Meters - Nothing New During Sweeps Week"
TagLine[303] = "Mid-Term Exes  Meter Mid-sex   -- Red Six Met *Em Ex-Deism Term"
TagLine[304] = "Mixed Meters - Like a Villa nestled in the Hills of Tuscany."
TagLine[305] = "Mixed Meters - The Revolution Is Here"
TagLine[306] = "Mixed Meters - Artistic Autistic Altruistic Animalistic"
TagLine[307] = "Mixed Meters - Please Place Recyclable Blog Parts In Proper Bin When You Are Finished"
TagLine[308] = "Mixed Meters - Your Guide To All The Latest Newest Music Lingo"
TagLine[309] = "Mixed Meters - The End Is NOT As Near As You Think!"
TagLine[310] = "Mixed Meters - Don*t Mess With Taxes"
TagLine[311] = "Mixed Meters - Don*t just BE it. BLOG it!"
TagLine[312] = "Marvin the Martian Means Mixed Meters Magic"
TagLine[313] = "David Caruso is the Worst Actor on Television."
TagLine[314] = "Mixed Meters - Just Wait Till I Tell Mom!"
TagLine[315] = "Mixed Meters - There*s A Free Toy In Every One.  And IT TALKS!!!"
TagLine[316] = "Mixed Meters - Accessories Sold Separately."
TagLine[317] = "Mixed Meters - Smooth As A Baby*s Butt."
TagLine[318] = "Mixed Meters - I Can Make Unsupported Assertions As Well As Anyone."
TagLine[319] = "Mixed Meters - Best Part of the Trilogy"
TagLine[320] = "Mixed Meters - Critics Agree"
TagLine[321] = "Mixed Meters - One of You Will Betray Me."
TagLine[322] = "Ladies and Gentlemen -- I Give You The Future."
TagLine[323] = "Mixed Meters - Works Better Than Aleve."
TagLine[324] = "Not the Craw.  The Craw."
TagLine[325] = "Mixed Meters - Completely Out of Fashion and Loving It"
TagLine[326] = "Classical Music Is Dead - Deal With It"
TagLine[327] = "Serialism Is Dead - Deal With It"
TagLine[328] = "Minimalism Is Dead - Deal With It"
TagLine[329] = "Post-Minimalism Is Dead - Deal With It"
TagLine[330] = "Mixed Meters - Push Button - Wait For Signal"
TagLine[331] = "Mixed Meters - Real Music Doesn*t Have Lyrics"
TagLine[332] = "Mixed Meters - See Our Ad in Redbook"
TagLine[333] = "Mixed Meters - You Have The Right To Remain Silent"
TagLine[334] = "Mixed Meters - Does It Pass the Smell Test?"
TagLine[335] = "Mixed Meters - All Errors That Remain Are Entirely My Own."
TagLine[336] = "Paris Hilton - The Best Argument for Higher Inheritance Taxes."
TagLine[337] = "Mixed Meters - Sells For Up To $300 Elsewhere."
TagLine[338] = "Mixed Meters - With the NOW Sound."
TagLine[339] = "Mixed Meters - Gruff but Charming"
TagLine[340] = "Mixed Meters - Nothing I Do Would Surprise Me."
TagLine[341] = "Mixed Meters - No One Can Take Your Call Right Now."
TagLine[342] = "Mixed Meters - No Solicitation By Non-Employees"
TagLine[343] = "Mixed Meters - In Case Of Emergency Call 650 330-0100"
TagLine[344] = "In Mixed Meters* Alternate Reality Gary Coleman was actually elected governor of California in 2003"
TagLine[345] = "Mixed Meters - The Best Blog On The Internet for Under $45000"
TagLine[346] = "Mixed Meters - More or Less Hassle Free"
TagLine[347] = "Mixed Meters could be the perfect blog if it only had a Hammond B3"
TagLine[348] = "Mixed Meters - A Better Blog Through Blog Enhancement Drugs"
TagLine[349] = "Mixed Meters - Objects Are Closer Than They Appear In the Blog"
TagLine[350] = "Mixed Meters - Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To The Blog"
TagLine[351] = "Jazz is Dead - Deal With It"
TagLine[352] = "Mixed Meters - Documents From The End of Culture"
TagLine[353] = "Mixed Meters - A Deadly Chronivorous Blog"
TagLine[354] = "Mixed Meters - So - a pop era soap opera."
TagLine[355] = "Haven*t You Finished That Book Yet?"
TagLine[356] = "Mixed Meters - Generally Recognized As Safe"
TagLine[357] = "Mixed Meters - Starring Walter Cronkite as The Man Who Came To Dinner"
TagLine[358] = "Mixed Meters - I Take Pictures of Trash"
TagLine[359] = "ixed eters suffers from alphabetical triskaidekaphobia"
TagLine[360] = "Mixed Meters warns *Don*t trust any author who claims authority.*  "
TagLine[361] = "Mixed Marklars Means Marklar Misses Many Marklars"
TagLine[362] = "Man. Look At That Crazy Cat Go!!"
TagLine[363] = "Mixed Meters Will Be Right Back After These Messages"
TagLine[364] = "Mixed Meters - Over 3 Million Bacteria Per Square Inch"
TagLine[365] = "Mixed Meters - The Best Way To Meet Local Singles"
TagLine[366] = "Mixed Meters - Where You*ll Spend Eternity"
TagLine[367] = "You should see someone about that rash."
TagLine[368] = "Mixed Meters - *uniquely balanced between the banal and the sublime.* (comment by Daniel Wolf)"
TagLine[369] = "Mixed Meters - Celebrating The Golden Age Of The Death Of Classical Music."
TagLine[370] = "Mixed Meters - Doesn*t Show The Dirt"
TagLine[371] = "Mixed Meters - Feel Good Blog Of The Year"
TagLine[372] = "Try All-New Mixed Meters in Honey Chipotle Sauce"
TagLine[373] = "Mixed Meters Offers Highest Prices For Used Blogs"
TagLine[374] = "Mixed Meters - the next Beckhams"
TagLine[375] = "Mixed Meters - All The Screed You Need."
TagLine[376] = "Mixed Meters - *high in quirk*    (comment by Albert Marsh)"
TagLine[377] = "Mixed Meters - I go on and on about it."
TagLine[378] = "Thanks for watching Mixed Meters.  We hope you*ll tune in next time."
TagLine[379] = "Reading a blog is less boring than watching people play poker on television."
TagLine[380] = "Mixed Meters - the Inevitable Result of a Life with No Exercise and Too Much Food."
TagLine[381] = "Mixed Meters - Don*t Let The Name Fool You."
TagLine[382] = "Mixed Meters - Because Sometimes A Moose Does Need A Hat Rack"
TagLine[383] = "Mixed Meters - Filled With Pus and Tears"
TagLine[384] = "Mixed Meters - Are You Smarter Than A Graduate Student?  (Yep!)"
TagLine[385] = "Mixed Meters - Authentic Island Hospitality"
TagLine[386] = "Warning.  This blog will self-destruct in ten seconds."
TagLine[387] = "Mixed Meters - Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been?"
TagLine[388] = "Mixed Meters - A Nice Place To Visit But I Wouldn*t Want To Live There"
TagLine[389] = "Mixed Meters - I*ll Have What He*s Having"
TagLine[390] = "I Wish God Were Alive To See This.  (H.Simpson)"
TagLine[391] = "Mixed Meters - It Just Sizzles Right Off the Page"
TagLine[392] = "Mixed Meters - Behind the mask I*m a perfectly ordinary person."
TagLine[393] = "Mixed Meters - More Powerful Than a Local Motif"
TagLine[394] = "Mixed Meters - *not exactly full of Hallmark encouragement* (comment by NewMusicBox)"
TagLine[395] = "Mixed Meters - Only If Your Doctor Says Your Heart Is Strong Enough For Sex"
TagLine[396] = "Mixed Meters - I Love Your Work Babe"
TagLine[397] = "Welcome to Mixed Meters - I*ll Be Your Host"
TagLine[398] = "Mixed Meters Provides Plenty of Fiber"
TagLine[399] = "Mixed Meters - The Ultimate Date Movie"
TagLine[400] = "Mixed Meters - Early Years of the Legend"
TagLine[401] = "Mixed Meters - Your Call Is Important To Us"
TagLine[402] = "Mixed Meters - There Are __4__ Blog Readers Ahead of You.  Estimated Wait Time is __5 seconds__"
TagLine[403] = "Mixed Meters - No One Is Home Right Now. Please Leave A Message After the Tone"
TagLine[404] = "Mixed Meters - Now 33% Brighter."
TagLine[405] = "Mixed Meters - Farm Fresh!"
TagLine[406] = "Mixed Meters - Now With Chunks of Real Granola Bars."
TagLine[407] = "Mixed Meters - Will That Be For Here or To Go?"
TagLine[408] = "Mixed Meters - Not Quite Far Enough From New York."
TagLine[409] = "Mixed Meters - *If I want culture I*ll get some petrie dishes* (comment by deadmandeadman via MOG)"
TagLine[410] = "Coming Soon - *CSI Mixed Meters* and *Law and Meters* "
TagLine[411] = "Mixed Meters - All the Warmth of an Analog Blog"
TagLine[412] = "Mixed Meters - the first sign of my senility - or is it the second?"
TagLine[413] = "Mixed Meters - get a free fillup for your SUV every time you drive."
TagLine[414] = "Mixed Meters - debit or credit?"
TagLine[415] = "Mixed Meters - ergonomically designed to fit the curves of your body"
TagLine[416] = "Mixed Meters - now filled with more natural anti-oxidants"
TagLine[417] = "Mixed Meters - because there is nothing more important than your eternal salvation"
TagLine[418] = "Mixed Meters - your remaining time in this realm is limited"
TagLine[419] = "Mixed Meters - like listening to paint dry"
TagLine[420] = "Mixed Meters - now in pre-measured packets"
TagLine[421] = "Mixed Meters - made with only the very finest Chinese lead paint"
TagLine[422] = "Mixed Meters - an example of heard mentality"
TagLine[423] = "Would You Like Room For Cream?"
TagLine[424] = "Avoid Rolling Blackouts By Reading Mixed Meters After Seven"
TagLine[425] = "Contains Red Dye No.2"
TagLine[426] = "Mixed Meters - Therapy for An Old Failed Composer"
TagLine[427] = "A Backwash Attitude in a Down River World"
TagLine[428] = "Mixed Meters - Straight From the Freezer to the Oven"
TagLine[429] = "Mixed Meters - What Every Male Fears Most"
TagLine[430] = "Mixed Meters - The Blog With Big Sideburns"
TagLine[431] = "I have one word for you - Mixed Meters"
TagLine[432] = "Mixed Meters - Ignoring the Musical Niceties"
TagLine[433] = "Schwarzenegger Say: More Indian Slot Machines Means You Pay Less Taxes"
TagLine[434] = "Mixed Meters - A Recognized Treatment of Post New Music Stress Disorder"
TagLine[435] = "Authorities Are Concerned There May Be Other Victims Out There"
TagLine[436] = "Mixed Meters - Mouthwatering"
TagLine[437] = "There's Wrong - and There's ARMY Wrong"
TagLine[438] = "Mixed Meters - Winner of the Nobel Prize in Music"
TagLine[439] = "Mixed Meters' Sales Are Through The Ceiling"
TagLine[440] = "Mixed Meters - Swish, Smell, Sip, Savor, Spit"
TagLine[441] = "Mixed Meters - The Winner of the Nobel Prize for Music"
TagLine[442] = "Mixed Meters is now available online 24/7 for your convenience."
TagLine[443] = "Nine out of Ten Doctors Agree"
TagLine[444] = "Mixed Meters - Now At A New Time"
TagLine[445] = "Mixed Meters - An Extraordinary Rendition"
TagLine[446] = "Mixed Meters - One Tough Nut"
TagLine[447] = "Never Leave A Wet One On Your Neighbor's Doorknob (Joe Newman)"
TagLine[448] = "Find Mixed Meters in the Deli Aisle"
TagLine[449] = "It's Much Better Than The Prefabricated Concrete Coal Bunker (Bonzo Dog Band)"
TagLine[450] = "Mixed Meters - Punk With A Capital J"
TagLine[451] = "Mixed Meters - Art With A Capital F"
TagLine[452] = "Mixed Meters Means Trouble For O.J. Simpson"
TagLine[453] = "Mixed Meters - Observing Our Holiday Schedule Every Day Of The Year"
TagLine[454] = "Mixed Meters - A Place To Confess Your Most Secret Musical Sins"
TagLine[455] = "Mixed Meters - Alone In A Crowd"
TagLine[456] = "Mixed Meters - It Would Be Funnier If You Understood It"
TagLine[457] = "Mixed Meters - You'd Buy It If It Just Had A Better Acronym"
TagLine[458] = "Stay Tuned For Scenes From Next Week's Mixed Meters"
TagLine[459] = "Mixed Meters - New Music In the Boonies"
TagLine[460] = "Mixed Meters - Now With More Chrome"
TagLine[461] = "Mixed Meters - Cute As A Bug"
TagLine[462] = "Mixed Meters - If I Can Confuse You Here, I Can Confuse You Anywhere"
TagLine[463] = "Mixed Meters - Made With A Secret Ocker Family Recipe"
TagLine[464] = "Mixed Meters - Encased In Lucite"
TagLine[465] = "Mixed Meters - If You Have To Ask You Can't Understand It"
TagLine[466] = "Mixed Meters - Please Log In To Claim Your Prize"
TagLine[467] = "Mixed Meters - A Head-Spinning Array Of Irrelevance"
TagLine[468] = "Mixed Meters Is On Hiatus"
TagLine[469] = "Mixed Meters Is In Rehab"
TagLine[470] = "Mixed Meters - A Hotbed Of Squalor and Disease"
TagLine[471] = "Strange Blog Behavior May Be Caused By Elevated Hormone Levels"
TagLine[472] = "Coming Soon - The Mixed Meters' Greatest Hits CD"
TagLine[473] = "Like Andrea Bocelli On Steroids"
TagLine[474] = "All Mixed Meters Readers Should Pick Their Synod For The Upcoming Schism"
TagLine[475] = "Mixed Meters - Just Five Dollars To Start"
TagLine[476] = "I'm Supposed To Do Memory Exercises - But I Forget"
TagLine[477] = "With A Final Score Of: 7 to 5, Mixed Meters Wins The Series"
TagLine[478] = "Mixed Meters - Back From The Dead"
TagLine[479] = "Mixed Meters - Another Blog By An Ugly American"
TagLine[480] = "Mixed Meters - Comparable To All Of Western Civilization (only smaller)"
TagLine[481] = "Richard Nixon was Unpresidented"
TagLine[482] = "Mixed Meters - Where You Are 50% More Than Just A Number"
TagLine[483] = "Mixed Meters - Half Price When You Purchase Any Coca-Cola Product"
TagLine[484] = "Mixed Meters - It Seems Like The Real Deal"
TagLine[485] = "Mixed Meters - When There*s Not Enough Time To Read Alex Ross and Kyle Gann"
TagLine[486] = "Mixed Meters - Strong Yet Vulnerable"
TagLine[487] = "Gosh"
TagLine[488] = "Mixed Meters - Because I Apparently Didn*t Get The Memo"
TagLine[489] = "Mixed Meters - Please Help Find A Cure - Just $19 a Month"
TagLine[490] = "Mixed Meters - Helping You Find An Exciting Career In Catering Or Maybe Law Enforcement"
TagLine[491] = "Mixed Meters - No Gimmicks"
TagLine[492] = "Expect A Big Announcement From Mixed Meters After The Pre-Trial Hearing"
TagLine[493] = "Go Away - I*m Trying To Think"
TagLine[494] = "Lease Mixed Meters For $119 A Month ($2250 Due On Signing)"
TagLine[495] = "Please Give and Give Generously"
TagLine[496] = "Mixed Meters - Finish Your Thought Before Reading On"
TagLine[467] = "Mixed Meters - The New Relaxed Fit Blog"
TagLine[498] = "Like Music or Hate Music.  But it shouldn*t require explanations."
TagLine[499] = "The Mob Has Spoken"
TagLine[500] = "Mixed Meters - Where Nose Hair Helps"
TagLine[501] = "Mixed Meters - Like An Escalator To Nowhere"
TagLine[502] = "Mixed Meters - With An Ending You*ll Never See Coming"
TagLine[503] = "Mixed Meters - Non-Stop Thrills and Excitement"
TagLine[504] = "Mixed Meters - Putting Up An Affirmative Defense"
TagLine[505] = "Careful - or I*ll Go Medieval On Your Ass"
TagLine[506] = "Own A Copy Today"
TagLine[507] = "Mixed Meters Was Previously Recorded For Broadcast At This Time"
TagLine[508] = "The Fun Never Stops"
TagLine[509] = "Mixed Meters - the Amusing Story of A Beautiful Opera Star Trying to Deal with Real Life As A Single Parent"
TagLine[510] = "Mixed Meters is now enrolled in the Witless Relocation Program"
TagLine[511] = "Mixed Meters - Please Use Front Entrance"
TagLine[512] = "Mixed Meters - Helps You Stay Asleep"
TagLine[513] = "Check Out The New Mixed Meters Lifestyle Section"
TagLine[514] = "Mixed Meters - Guaranteed Better Than Ever"
TagLine[515] = "Mixed Meters Cares Almost As Much As You Do"
TagLine[516] = "Mixed Meters - Just In Time For The Holidays"
TagLine[517] = "Mixed Meters - Where Luxury Is Never Compromised"
TagLine[518] = "Mixed Meters - The Extra Inches Make All The Difference"
TagLine[519] = "Mixed Meters - Ring - a - ding - ding"
TagLine[520] = "Mixed Meters - Rub - a - dub - dub"
TagLine[521] = "Mixed Meters Cares Less Than You Do"
TagLine[522] = "What would you do with an extra $2500?"
TagLine[523] = "Don*t You Wish You Had A Woman Like Mine"
TagLine[524] = "Give - Give - Give ----  Take - Take - Take"
TagLine[525] = "Ask About the No-fee Mixed Meters Mortgage"
TagLine[526] = "Mixed Meters - Boy Band From The Future"
TagLine[527] = "Mixed Meters - Final Days Are Here Again"
TagLine[528] = "Mixed Meters - Like An Unknown Supermodel of the Blogosphere"
TagLine[529] = "Mixed Meters provides all the wetness protection you need"
TagLine[530] = "Do not operate heavy machinery while reading Mixed Meters"
TagLine[531] = "Serious Side Effects Could Occur.  Consult Your Doctor of Music Before Reading Mixed Meters."
TagLine[532] = "Mixed Meters Cures Acne With Just One Application A Day"
TagLine[533] = "Mixed Meters Neutralizes Excess Stomach Acid"
TagLine[534] = "Mixed Meters - Best Warranty of Any Blog"
TagLine[535] = "At Mixed Meters We Do Things Different Than In Your Country"
TagLine[536] = "Mixed Meters - More Fool-Efficient Than The Leading Blogs"
TagLine[537] = "Mixed Meters - Canoodling"
TagLine[538] = "Mixed Meters Doesn*t Grow On Trees"
TagLine[539] = "Mixed Meters - Fresh, Never Frozen"
TagLine[540] = "Mixed Meters - Available By Prescription Only"
TagLine[541] = "Cue the Ominous Something-Bad-Is-About-To-Happen Music"
TagLine[542] = "Mixed Meters - Only 3 Calories Per Serving"
TagLine[543] = "Mixed Meters - No Fat, No Taste"
TagLine[544] = "Dude - Shaving Your Head Makes You Look MORE BALD - not less bald"
TagLine[545] = "Remember, there is no art without leisure time! (K.Grady)"
TagLine[546] = "I don*t know what Europe has added to new music besides Glibness! (K.Grady)"
TagLine[547] = "Mixed Meters - Making Maybes"
TagLine[548] = "Mixed Meters - Works In Your Digestive Tract"
TagLine[549] = "Does it matter that this waste of time is what makes a life for you? (F.Zappa)"
TagLine[550] = "Contents Are Extremely Hot!!  Enjoy Mixed Meters With Caution"
TagLine[551] = "You Must Be THIS Tall to Enjoy Mixed Meters"
TagLine[552] = "Mixed Meters - Now with Unlimited Text Messages"
TagLine[553] = "Mixed Meters - An Old Age Home For Free Radicals"
TagLine[554] = "Get Rich Quick"
TagLine[555] = "Mixed Meters - Enhancing Your Most Intimate Moments"
TagLine[556] = "Mixed Meters - Just $20 to Start. Plus the Cost of Food"
TagLine[557] = "Do you know what I*m thinking? --- No. --- Neither do I.  (D.Adams)"
TagLine[558] = "Closed Captions and Other Considerations Provided For Mixed Meters By,,,"
TagLine[559] = "Mixed Meters - The Ricky Ricardo Effect"
TagLine[560] = "Citrus Flavored"
TagLine[561] = "Mixed Meters - Because A Great Nation Deserves Great Blogs"
TagLine[562] = "Mixed Meters reminds you that the road to happiness is NOT paved with baked beans."
TagLine[563] = "Mixed Meters - Police Have Not Yet Determined A Motive"
TagLine[564] = "Mixed Meters - All Suspects Are Innocent Until Proved Guilty In A Court of Law"
TagLine[565] = "Mixed Meters Thinks You Need The Optional 5-Year Warranty For $459"
TagLine[566] = "The Burned Part Of My Toasted Cheese Sandwich Looked Like Karlheinz Stockhausen -- I Ate It"
TagLine[567] = "Who Cares If You Listen  (D. Ocker)"
TagLine[568] = "Mixed Meters - Now With Other Fantastic Prizes"
TagLine[569] = "Ninety Percent of Women Will See An Improvement Within Four to Six Weeks"
TagLine[570] = "Mixed Meters - Game Over!  Insert coins to play again."
TagLine[571] = "Mixed Meters - Police Have Not Identified A Suspect"
TagLine[572] = "Yes Way"
TagLine[573] = "Mixed Meters Offers You A Big Bucket of Things and Whys"
TagLine[574] = "Mixed Meters Posts May Be Monitored For Quality Assurance Purposes"
TagLine[575] = "Mixed Meters - Repurposing My Every Thought"
TagLine[576] = "Mixed Meters - As Good As The Blogs You Get From The Deli"
TagLine[577] = "Mixed Meters - Way Cooler Than Bread On A Stick"
TagLine[578] = "Mixed Meters Promises A Full And Impartial Investigation"
TagLine[579] = "Warning!!  Mixed Meters Uses Genuine Musician Pheromones To Ensnare Readers"
TagLine[580] = "Mixed Meters - An Easy Upgrade From Bread And Water"
TagLine[581] = "Mixed Meters - In Technicolor and Panavision"
TagLine[582] = "Mixed Meters - Not Yet Rated"
TagLine[583] = "Error - Please Insert Your Dongle Into An Unused USB Port; Then Restart Mixed Meters"
TagLine[584] = "Mixed Meters - Our Only Excuse Is That We*re Doing It *For The Children*"
TagLine[585] = "Mixed Meters - Out There!!!"
TagLine[586] = "Mixed Meters - No One Else Comes Close"
TagLine[587] = "Mixed Meters - Don*t Take It With Alcohol"
TagLine[588] = "This Just In!   Life Discovered On Mixed Meters"
TagLine[589] = "Mixed Meters says:  Don*t Worry, Be Crappy"
TagLine[590] = "Mixed Meters Makes You Smarter While You Sleep"
TagLine[591] = "I May Not Exactly Be Proud Of Everything I've Done"
TagLine[592] = "Mixed Meters - In-effing-effable"
TagLine[593] = "Mixed Meters - The Butler Did It"
TagLine[594] = "Mixed Meters - Sexiest Blog Alive"
TagLine[595] = "Mixed Meters - Making Rock and Roll history every day"
TagLine[596] = "Mixed Meters - just like another boring movie about some serial killer or other"
TagLine[597] = "In February 2009 all blogs must convert to digital.  Will your computer be ready in time?"
TagLine[598] = "When We Want You To Buy Something We Will Call You"
TagLine[599] = "We Would Like To Apologize In Advance For Any Inconvenience"
TagLine[600] = "Mixed Meters - Reassembling Foundations of Music After Others Have Thoughtlessly Shaken Them Down"
TagLine[601] = "Mixed Meters - No Purchase Necessary"
TagLine[602] = "Stop Working For Mixed Meters and Make Mixed Meters Work For You"
TagLine[603] = "Mixed Meters - Even Powerful Drugs Can*t Stop It"
TagLine[604] = "I Hope You*ve Learned SOMETHING From This Experience"
TagLine[605] = "As always, just before the story ends, the handsome Prince marries the beautiful Princess and they live happily eve rafter"
TagLine[606] = "I swear.  I never touched her/him/it/them.  Honest!"
TagLine[607] = "This kid is going to be BIG"
TagLine[608] = "It will grow back.  It*s only hair."
TagLine[609] = "Police Line - Do Not Cross"
TagLine[610] = "Mixed Meters - David Ocker*s witty and brave LA music blog. (quote by R. Bourland)"
TagLine[611] = "Mixed Meters - Clean Up On Aisle Five"
TagLine[612] = "Mixed Meters - A Curious Way to Cure Your Fungal Infection"
TagLine[613] = "Save Trees - Read Mixed Meters Online"
TagLine[614] = "Mixed Meters - The Epic Journey of a Lifetime"
TagLine[615] = "Caution!! People With Lowered Immune Functions May Have Difficulty Reading Mixed Meters"
TagLine[616] = "Please Continue To Hold.  Your Call Will Be Answered In The Order Received.  Thank You"
TagLine[617] = "Mixed Meters - It*s Hoopty Goofy"
TagLine[618] = "Mixed Meters - We Save the Rest For Last"
TagLine[619] = "Wagner*s music is better than it sounds. (M. Twain)"
TagLine[620] = "In opera, there is always too much singing. (C. Debussy)"
TagLine[621] = "Oh how wonderful, really wonderful, opera would be if there were no singers! (G. Rossini)"
TagLine[622] = "Money can*t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. (S. Milligan)"
TagLine[623] = "We*ll Always Have Paris"
TagLine[624] = "Mixed Meters - the Original Self-Medicating Blog"
TagLine[625] = "Mixed Meters - Hidden In Plain Site"
TagLine[626] = "Mixed Meters Will Make You Do A Victory Dance In the End Zone"
TagLine[627] = "Crunchy!!!"
TagLine[628] = "Mixed Meters - Without A Doubt"
TagLine[629] = "He had awakened screaming, clutching the transport controls in terror, for so many days in a row that hearing birds chirping and seeing sunlight streaming through the studio window caused him to wonder whether he had somehow transformed into a piano sonata by Beethoven or Brahms."
TagLine[630] = "If your condition worsens, stop reading Mixed Meters and consult your Doctor of Music"
TagLine[631] = "Others cure Computer Viruses.  Only Mixed Meters can cure a Computer Fungus"
TagLine[632] = "Enter to Win!  First Prize: A Two Week Stay At Mixed Meters Fantasy Rock n Roll Rehab"
TagLine[633] = "Mixed Meters Can Make YOU a Princess For A Day"
TagLine[634] = "Mixed Meters - Get a Free Wind-Up Toy In Every Post"
TagLine[635] = "Mixed Meters Helps You Stay Asleep"
TagLine[636] = "Mixed Meters - A Proven Cause Of Behavioral Problems"
TagLine[637] = "Mixed Meters - As Serious As A Heart Attack"
TagLine[638] = "Mixed Meters - Teaching You To Make A Fashion Statement That*s All Your Own"
TagLine[639] = "Mixed Meters - A Heart-Wrenching Tear Jerker"
TagLine[640] = "Mixed Meters - Like Dancing With Your Ears"
TagLine[641] = "Try Mixed Meters 30 Day Body Makeover Plan"
TagLine[642] = "Mixed Meters - Mostly Non Toxic"
TagLine[643] = "Please Puncture Film Before Placing in Microwave"
TagLine[644] = "Mixed Meters - Because Sometimes A Cigar Is A Lot More Than Just A Cigar"
TagLine[645] = "Mixed Meters - A Total Sensory Overload"
TagLine[646] = "The Blog That Dare Not Speak Its Name"
TagLine[647] = "Whacked!!"
TagLine[648] = "Mixed Meters - Because You Must Follow Your Bliss"
TagLine[649] = "Mixed Meters - Whistles As It Flies"
TagLine[650] = "Reality is that which when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away. - P.K.Dick"
TagLine[651] = "Mixed Meters - a really Fine Whine served in a Plastic Cup"
TagLine[652] = "Mixed Meters - Like Screaming **FIRE** In A Crowded Concert Hall"
TagLine[653] = "Mixed Meters - Made With Only Flour, Sugar, Butter and Tons of Love"
TagLine[654] = "Home of the Cheese Cube Quartet"
TagLine[655] = "Grows On Trees"
TagLine[656] = "Fewer Near Misses Than LAX"
TagLine[657] = "Singing is the lowest form of communication.  H.Simpson"
TagLine[658] = "Mixed Meters - Recently Gentrified"
TagLine[659] = "Mixed Meters - Specially Reformulated"
TagLine[660] = "Mixed Meters - Just Pennies a Day"
TagLine[661] = "Mixed Meters - Like Grabbing Your Junk In Public"
TagLine[662] = "Mixed Meters - Now You Can Read It In 2-D"
TagLine[663] = "Mixed Meters - It all comes down to THIS"
TagLine[664] = "This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you."
TagLine[665] = "Mixed Meters - Where Every Day Is A Mental Health Day"
TagLine[666] = "Mixed Meters - The Best Blog In The World (In Air Quotes)"
TagLine[667] = "Mixed Meters - Available at WalMart for only $9.98"
TagLine[668] = "Mixed Meters - Cures Acne Musically"
TagLine[669] = "Warning!! This blog is covered with deadly germs. Wash your hands afterwards."
TagLine[670] = "Mixed Meters - Definitely NOT Filmic"
TagLine[671] = "Mixed Meters - The Obvious Made Obscure"
TagLine[672] = "Mixed Meters - We*re Just Saying"
TagLine[673] = "Mixed Meters - Now Just 2 cents per minute"
TagLine[674] = "Mixed Meters - Water Was Discovered Here Billions of Years Ago"
TagLine[675] = "Have Your Prescriptions Filled While You Read Mixed Meters"
TagLine[676] = "Preserving the Mixed Meters Mystique"
TagLine[677] = "Mixed Meters - A Chronicle of My Personal Battle With Modernism"
TagLine[678] = "Mixed Meters - We Rewrite The Book"
TagLine[679] = "Mixed Meters - Now 20% Bloggier"
TagLine[680] = "Mixed Meters - Now With Bigger Chunks of Blog"
TagLine[681] = "Zap Your Zits with Mixed Meters"
TagLine[682] = "Mixed Meters - In Which One Thing Leads To Another"
TagLine[683] = "50% of Mixed Meters Readers Will Never Finish Reading This Sentence"
TagLine[684] = "Mixed Meters - No Lingering Chemical Odor"
TagLine[685] = "Mixed Meters - The Light Sweet Crude of Blogs"
TagLine[686] = "Mixed Meters = For People With In-Choiring Minds"
TagLine[687] = "Mixed Meters Is Your Only Hope"
TagLine[688] = "Mixed Meters - Beware of Imitators"
TagLine[689] = "Mixed Meters has a perfect blog post for any budget."
TagLine[690] = "Mixed Meters - These Prices Won*t Last For Long"
TagLine[691] = "Smackdown!!!"
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TagLine[693] = "Mixed Meters Looks So Good Because Of The Implants"
TagLine[694] = "Seedless!!  (May contain an occasional seed)"
TagLine[695] = "Mixed Meters - Read It Now While It*s Still Free"
TagLine[696] = "Mixed Meters - A Powerful Anti-Oxidant"
TagLine[697] = "Dramatization"
TagLine[698] = "Mixed Meters is a wholly owned subsidy of Mixed Meters International"
TagLine[699] = "Errors 404, 405, 406, 418, 439 and 441"
TagLine[700] = "Real People.  Not Actors."
TagLine[701] = "I am David Ocker and I approved this message."
TagLine[702] = "This portion of Mixed Meters is brought to you by . . ."
TagLine[703] = "Mixed Meters, where you can find everything interesting about Monster Trucks."
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TagLine[705] = "Mixed Meters - Just Another Rock-n-Roll Sex God"
TagLine[706] = "Imagine Your Favorite Platitude Here"
TagLine[707] = "Mixed Meters May Cost Taxpayers Billions of Dollars"
TagLine[708] = "Mixed Meters - Critically Vilified"
TagLine[709] = "Be Ear Now"
TagLine[710] = "The Better To Eat You With"
TagLine[711] = "Mixed Meters - Officials Are Blaming Fatigue for the Accident"
TagLine[712] = "Mixed Meters - Where Nothing Is As It Seems"
TagLine[713] = "Mixed Meters - Inspected by Number 7"
TagLine[714] = "Are You Still Working On That?"
TagLine[715] = "Mixed Meters - The Blog With No Bloating and No Cramping"
TagLine[716] = "And That Brings Us Back To Do (O.Hammerstein)"
TagLine[717] = "Mixed Meters Is More Effective Than The Pill"
TagLine[718] = "Mixed Meters = Eat or Be Eaten"
TagLine[719] = "Visit the new Mixed Meters Childrens Blog"
TagLine[720] = "Click Here If You've Forgotten Your Password"
TagLine[721] = "Mixed Meters -  Everyone Will Want One"
TagLine[722] = "Mixed Meters - Perilously Undercapitalized"
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TagLine[724] = "Ooh, Yummy"
TagLine[725] = "Mixed Meters Uses Proprietary Technology"
TagLine[726] = "Mixed Meters - Buy It On Blurry and DVD Friday"
TagLine[727] = "I am SO sick of minimalism!"
TagLine[728] = "That's What A Hamburger*s All About"
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TagLine[730] = "Mixed Meters - Where Up and Comers Become Down and Outers"
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TagLine[732] = "But Seriously, Folks ..."
TagLine[733] = "Einstein, Eisenstein and Eisenhower Together (the way they were meant to be)"
TagLine[734] = "Mixed Meters - We Steal All The Best Stuff Just For You"
TagLine[735] = "Fresh Cracked"
TagLine[736] = "Mixed Meters - In Which An Infinite Number of Monkeys Each Sitting At A Piano Create An Infinitely Long Piece by John Cage"
TagLine[737] = "Mixed Meters - A Swing and A Mix"
TagLine[738] = "Mixed Meters - Tastes Like Chicken"
TagLine[739] = "Loose Fitting Clothing Is Strongly Suggested"
TagLine[740] = "Mixed Meters - Sealed At Peak Freshness"
TagLine[741] = "Mixed Meters - Filled with Highlights and Lowlifes"
TagLine[742] = "Mixed Meters is 94% effective."
TagLine[743] = "Mixed Meters - For Your Heaviest Days"
TagLine[744] = "Mixed Meters - Don*t Expect Any Miracles"
TagLine[745] = "Heee Haw!!!"
TagLine[746] = "Filled With Pictures of People Who Are Younger and More Beautiful, Talented and Wealthy Than You"
TagLine[747] = "Where Are Those Good Old-Fashioned Values On Which We*ve Come To Rely? (S. Macfarlane)"
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TagLine[749] = "Mixed Meters - Critics Are Raving"
TagLine[750] = "Mixed Meters - With Just A Hint of Cranberry"
TagLine[751] = "Nothing Isn*t"
TagLine[752] = "Mixed Meters - In Which One Monkey at a Piano Writes a Piece by John Cage"
TagLine[753] = "Mixed Meters = You Can Win Money and Surprises"
TagLine[754] = "Mixed Meters - only $49.95 after mail-in rebate"
TagLine[755] = "Mixed Meters - an entire blog in a bowl"
TagLine[756] = "Mixed Meters - two for one"
TagLine[757] = "Mixed Meters - severe reactions can occur"
TagLine[758] = "Mixed Meters - Two-Layer"
TagLine[759] = "Mixed Meters - Reinforced"
TagLine[760] = "Lime"
TagLine[761] = "Mixed Meters = Too Good To Be True"
TagLine[762] = "My Greatest Work Is Behind Me"
TagLine[763] = "This Door To Remain Unlocked During Business Hours"
TagLine[764] = "Mixed Meters - The Next Best Thing To Being Here"
TagLine[765] = "Mixed Meters - Ask Your Health Care Professional"
TagLine[766] = "Mixed Meters - Comes With A Certificate Of Authenticity"
TagLine[767] = "Mixed Meters - Too Big To Fail"
TagLine[768] = "Mixed Meters - $49 One Way"
TagLine[769] = "Free Shipping"
TagLine[770] = "Mixed Meters - Leak Resistant"
TagLine[771] = "To the Victim Belong The Spoils"
TagLine[772] = "Billions and Billions Sold"
TagLine[773] = "So Much To Remember, So Much To Forget"
TagLine[774] = "Mixed Meters - Buy One, Get One Free"
TagLine[775] = "Himmler Had Something Simmler"
TagLine[776] = "Mixed Meters - You Pay Little or Nothing"
TagLine[777] = "Sorry Not A Winner"
TagLine[778] = "Mixed Meters - Kind Of Like Art - but less meaningful"
TagLine[779] = "Mixed Meters - Get Your First Month For Only One Dollar"
TagLine[780] = "Mixed Meters - You Get Two Beef Patties"
TagLine[781] = "Mixed Meters - The Grassy Knoll of Blogs"
TagLine[782] = "Mixed Meters - The Schoolbook Depository of Blogs"
TagLine[783] = "This Is Mixed Meters Special Collectors Edition"
TagLine[784] = "Mixed Meters knows 27 synonyms for Interesting.  It is interesting that we never use them."
TagLine[785] = "Mixed Meters - Rates Start As Low As $17 a Month"
TagLine[786] = "Mixed Meters - It Stopped Being Funny A Long Time Ago"
TagLine[787] = "Licensed Attorneys Are Standing By To Take Your Call"
TagLine[788] = "Mixed Meters Gets Out The Dirt Buried Deep In Your Carpet"
TagLine[789] = "Mixed Meters Cuts Out The Middle Man"
TagLine[790] = "Mixed Meters - Virtually Pain Free"
TagLine[791] = "Mixed Meters - Because You Aren*t The Only One With Issues"
TagLine[792] = "Mixed Meters - Softer Than Your Sister"
TagLine[793] = "Wake Up and Smell The Bull Shit"
TagLine[794] = "Mixed Meters - Like Taking A Gun To Church"
TagLine[795] = "Mixed Meters - Definitely Funnier Than Google"
TagLine[796] = "Mixed Meters - Seeking A Perfect Balance Between Old Ideas Of The Past And Old Ideas Of The Future"
TagLine[797] = "Mixed Meters - now with two alternate endings"
TagLine[798] = "You can help in the fight against Mixed Meters syndrome with a checkup and a check"
TagLine[799] = "Mixed Meters - An Old Blog But It Still Has Most of Its Hair"
TagLine[800] = "Mixed Meters - Blogging From the California Gulag"
TagLine[801] = "Mixed Meters contains a little trans-fat.  Not very much.  Nothing to worry about."
TagLine[802] = "Mixed Meters - Not Recommended If You Have Anything Better To Do"
TagLine[803] = "Philately will get you nowhere.  (ISIRTA)"
TagLine[804] = "Mixed Meters - Made With a Miracle New Idiocy-Absorbing Plastic"
TagLine[805] = "Mixed Meters - Like Peaches and Creosote"
TagLine[806] = "Mixed Meters - A Fool*s Paradise"
TagLine[807] = "Mixed Meters - Push Button, Wait for Ticket"
TagLine[808] = "Mixed Meters - Off the Shoulder, Off the Wall"
TagLine[809] = "Mixed Meters - Unbearably Erotic"
TagLine[810] = "Get Full Access to Mixed Meters For Just One Dollar"
TagLine[811] = "Mixed Meters - Like Corned Beef on Wednesday"
TagLine[812] = "Mixed Meters - Just A Typical Southern California Blog"
TagLine[813] = "Mixed Meters - Now In A Delicate Sauce"
TagLine[814] = "Mixed Meters - It*s Like A Kick In The Arts"
TagLine[815] = "Mixed Meters - Now With Sweeter Bi-Products"

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